Done with work

Another day comes to an end, and we get through dreaded Wednesday, or in corporate speak "Hump Day."

Have you ever noticed how only the executives really try and use, as I call it, corporate speak...you know what it is and guaranteed if you've work for any company, big or small, you've heard it. The boss comes around talking about "Wrapping his mind around a project" or "locking and reloading" on a given situation. I'd really like to know who came up with these completely idiotic sayings and then how do corporate execs manage to instantly pick-up on this vocabulary.

Is there a book for this that gets handed to you when you become an exec? If so, I really wish I could find my companies stash of those and trash them, just so I wouldn't have to go into one more "brainstorming" session...which I'm pretty sure means "I have no idea what we're talking about but I'm hoping in the context of this meeting I'll figure it out."

Oh well, at least tomorrow is Thursday and then comes the best day in the week, FRIDAY...the day we all live for....

~C